Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Wacky Circumference: Golden Globes Predictions

So, now, here are my predictions for the Golden Globes "ceremony" this Sunday;

GOLDEN GLOBE PREDICTIONS:

BEST ANIMATED FILM: Ratatouille, no doubt about it.

BEST FOREIGN FILM: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, once again, no doubt about it.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: I probably won't be right, but I just think that Howard Shore is cool, so yeah, him.

BEST ORIGINAL SONG: I just like "Walk Hard," so whatever.

BEST SCREENPLAY: My votes for Diablo Cody. What's in your wallet?

BEST DIRECTOR: I would say Tim Burton, but unfortunately, I don't control the universe, so, Julian Schnabel.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Now come on people, female Bob Dylan all the way!

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Is this even a question anymore?

BEST ACTRESS- COMEDY: For the love of G-d, can we do the Ellen Page Dance or not?!?!?!?!

BEST ACTOR-COMEDY: Without Day-Lewis as competition, this is finally Depp's year!!

BEST ACTRESS-DRAMA: Fine, give it to Julie Christie, as if I care...

BEST ACTOR: Daniel Day-Lewis

BEST PICTURE-MUSICAL OR COMEDY: First off, I have no idea why "musical" films go in the same category as "comedy." But, shwatever. I'm pretty damn sure this is "Sweeney's," but if not, "Juno."

BEST PICTURE-DRAMA: Okay, time to release my anger...

WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SVEN NOMINEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Ok.

"No Country," or "There Will Be Blood."

Next time, on The Wacky Circumference, the winners!!

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