Monday, September 1, 2008

What I Did for my Summer Vacation...

...Ate some Macaroni,
Punched Jason Friedberg in the face, 
Kicked Aaron Seltzer in the balls..

Wait, no, that's what I "wanted," to do this summer..

Nevermind.

So, sorry about the extremely long absence from the blogosphere. Because I was attending a Summer Performing Arts program, known as....


Hellz yeah! Not only that, I'm being published!

See they had this thing called Dramafest, where every session, they picked five plays and performed them, and then the plays will be published later this year. Well, I h-was one of the five for the second session!

Pretty much awesomeness right there.

Oh, but before I forget...

Reviews, Reviews, and MORE REVIEWS!!!

You know what, I don't have the time, nor the money to write full length reviews.

That's right America, we're doing the 4-star system!

Plays!!

Boeing-Boeing: 3 stars

The 39 Steps: 4 stars

[title of show]: 3 stars

Movies!!!

Pineapple Express: 2 stars

Hamlet 2: 2 1/2 stars

Tropic Thunder: 3 stars

The Dark Knight: Motha' F**kin' 12 stars!!

Don't worry Cyberpeeps. I will try to update more often.

Until next time, keep watching the skis.

I mean skies.....