Monday, September 1, 2008

What I Did for my Summer Vacation...

...Ate some Macaroni,
Punched Jason Friedberg in the face, 
Kicked Aaron Seltzer in the balls..

Wait, no, that's what I "wanted," to do this summer..

Nevermind.

So, sorry about the extremely long absence from the blogosphere. Because I was attending a Summer Performing Arts program, known as....


Hellz yeah! Not only that, I'm being published!

See they had this thing called Dramafest, where every session, they picked five plays and performed them, and then the plays will be published later this year. Well, I h-was one of the five for the second session!

Pretty much awesomeness right there.

Oh, but before I forget...

Reviews, Reviews, and MORE REVIEWS!!!

You know what, I don't have the time, nor the money to write full length reviews.

That's right America, we're doing the 4-star system!

Plays!!

Boeing-Boeing: 3 stars

The 39 Steps: 4 stars

[title of show]: 3 stars

Movies!!!

Pineapple Express: 2 stars

Hamlet 2: 2 1/2 stars

Tropic Thunder: 3 stars

The Dark Knight: Motha' F**kin' 12 stars!!

Don't worry Cyberpeeps. I will try to update more often.

Until next time, keep watching the skis.

I mean skies.....
 


Saturday, June 14, 2008

Two Movie reviews, plus, Pre-Tony Award Stuffs...

Yeah, I'm back.

Missed me? Yeah, I thought so.

FIRST MOVIE REVIEW- You Don't Mess with the Zohan

All right everybody, brace yourselves. This movie is actually GOOD! Maybe it's just because I'm Jewish, maybe it's because I love Adam Sandler "not" being Adam Sandler. Either way, I found this movie to be quite hilarious in it's delivery of hummus jokes, penis jokes, and Israeli jokes. I definitely recommend it.

SECOND MOVIE REVIEW- The Incredible Hulk

This version was MUCH better than the 2005 version, though that's not saying much. Edward Norton was great, as always, though I didn't think the supporting cast performed as well as they could've, especially William Hurt. The action sequences were quite spectacular, and the scriot is pretty good as well. Another recommendation from moi.

TONY STUFFS

The Tony Awards are..(checks watch)...tomorrow, and it appears that I will actually be attending them this year. No, I wasn't nominated, but I feel it is my duty as a theatre fan, and a Scaryotype (an Official Fan of the musical "Passing Strange) to attend.

Here are my predictions as to the winners of the major categories. Actually, only the major musical categories. Sorry plays, I'm just too lazy this year. But I will say that August: Osage County is a lock for Best Play.

BEST ORCHESTRATIONS- I would LIKE for Stew and Heidi from "Passing Strange" to win this, but I feel like this one's going to "In The Heights." Though I also wouldn't mind if Jonathan Tunick won for "A Catered Affair.

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY- I think this one's the only award that "Cry-Baby" will be receiving. if not them, then "In the Heights."

BEST BOOK- Once again, I want Stew to win this, but I feel Douglas Carter Beane, of "Xanadu," deserves it much more.

BEST SCORE- I've heard all the nominated scores (as well as the "should've been nominated" Catered Affair score), and I would be fine with either "Heights," or "Strange" getting this. But Once again, I would much prefer a win for Stew and Heidi.

BEST DIRECTOR (MUSICAL)- Bartlett Sher of "South Pacific" will probably win, but I really would like for 89 year old Arthur Laurents of "Gypsy" to win. That production, was incredible.

BEST FEATURED ACTRESS- Um, her name is Laura Benanti. And she KNOWS she's getting this Tony. It's set in stone.

BEST FEATURED ACTOR- One of the most heated battles of the Tony's. Many people are saying Danny Burstein, for "South Pacific," though the actual battle is between Boyd Gaines of "Gypsy," and Daniel Breaker of "Passing Strange." In my humble opinion, this Tony HAS to go, to Mr. Breaker. He was i-i-incredible.

BEST ACTRESS- Uh, can I get a PATTI LUPONE...


PATTI LUPONE!!

BEST ACTOR- Everyone's saying Paulo Szot (pronounced like this) of "South Pacific" is gonna win. That's probably gonna be the case, but I'm rooting for Daniel Evans of "Sunday..."

BEST MUSICAL- Ooh, this category is all over the place. Some people say "Heights," others, "Strange," and some even say "Xanadu." (thank you Cubby Bernstein.) The most likely thing to happen is for "Heights" to win, but I'm really hoping that this prize goes to "Strange," though I would be fine with them not getting musical, and only getting Score.

I'll be back on Monday with a full Tony's report (I promise), and I also want to give a shout out to Scott Lehrer, nominated for Best Sound Design for "South Pacific." Best of luck to you!!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Two days til'....

...the Passing Strange Cast Recording is released, via iTunes. Since this was, in my opinion, the best new show of the Broadway season, I am eagerly awaiting the release of this score, which is fantastic.

For those of you who haven't already, go see Passing Strange, and Adding Machine. Two amazing musicals!!!

The shilling is over.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Cubby Bernstein: I Smell a Tony...

It seems that Xanadu has found a genius marketing campaign, with the 9-year old 'Tony campaign manager," Cubby Bernstein.

Watch the videos, and you'll see this guy is the "real deal." Good luck with your campaign, Xanadu.

Meanwhile, I'll be campaigning for the the greatest new show this season, Passing Strange. I urge all readers to see this show as soon as possible, and all Tony voters to give this show a chance. It's that great!

And, for all those interested, Tony Award Nominations. I will be attending the Tonys this year, along with the Drama Desk Awards, this Sunday. Full report Sunday night, or Monday.

See ya's.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

2 Days 'til the Tony Award Nominations are announced!!!

Oooh, the excitement is palpable. There will most likely be some nominations that will surprise us, some that will piss us off, and others that will make us jump with glee.

Best of luck to all the nominees, especially the Passing Strange Gang. You guys rockzors.

That's a word right? Yeah, yeah it is.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Yeah, I know, it's been awhile.....

...but hopefully I'll be back for good.

I've been writing some screenplay, some regular plays, and other such things.

Over this break, I saw some awesome shows, (Passing Strange, again, Adding Machine, Gypsy) some awesome movies (Iron Man) and some awesome faces. (John Doyle, again, Stew, kinda but not really.)

We are back in business people. Fo shizzle

Speaking of which.

My only incentive to seeing "In the Heights," is to see some awesome Broadway-style rapping.

Peace out y'all....

Friday, April 4, 2008

Title of Show is going to Broadway!!!!!

July 2nd!!!!

WOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Best news ever!!

Also: A Catered Affair Review!!!

It is the most emotional new musical of the season. Not as good as Passing Strange, but that's just apples and oranges. Stand out performers in the show were Faith Prince, Tom Wopat, and Harvey Fierstein. Joh Doyle has once again directed an excellent show.

Retrospective will continue soon....

Hopefully.....